Hard-ROG Coffee House - Share your stories

[HiVizMan]

Following on from this thread

http://rog.asus.com/forum/showthread...p-a-photo-or-2..

And the repeated requests from Paradox that impatient fellow who is spamming my PM box.

I proudly open the ROG Coffee House pull up a chair and visit awhile. Got a story to tell, or just want to talk about anything and nothing this is the place.

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Ground Rules

1. No smut or innuendo - this is a family forum
2. No politics at all
3. No religion at all
4. No personal attacks on ROG members
5. No slagging off other manufactures
6. Light hearted with no sob stories
7. This is for the fun of it
8. Wives by appointment only

[Syber]

ok lemme start

So I'm at college now, bored to death. Browsing alternate.nl to see how much my future rig will cost me. It's already dropped down in price by 5 whole euro's My teacher has yelled at me already for being on facebook because I don't want to make my presentation for the end of term thing. Something about wireless networks, but I couldn't care less about it. Also doing some programming and graphics design. Planning some CoD dates in for matches with the team. Life's awesome now. until my test week, then it's no gaming for me but hard studying... psh yeah "studying"

[Loud & Fast]

...lalala...at the hardROG-cafe....lala...

I take the trippleSLI-mocca

My father worked for Siemens most of his life. His first Computer was a 286er with ega grafhics if I remember well. once a year there were three taiwanese exchange workers in the facility my father worked in. Sometimes they visited us at home and we had a nice time. A half year later they went back home and....tata... one of them send us new (and better) Dimms fou the PC. That was my first modding experience, althou I was only allowed to watch over my father`s shoulder. It`s a long time ago maybe it was for the 486? IDK

[HiVizMan]

Hey Loud & Fast I changed the title Hard-ROG is perfect.

[ParadoX]

Thanks you HiViz. It's not anywhere near as plush as the gents club, but it will certainly do.

I think one of my tales might be verging on suggestive. It is the tale of Marcus Van Schnipple; that's what we call him, because he's a 45 year old that wears tight t-shirts, the sort that would not look out of place on a man 20 years his junior. Hawhawhaw.

[HiVizMan]

Ok I will bite. Tell us that one...

Might need therapy after this story I am sure.

[frisianbear2002]

Ok Paradox we are waiting for that story.

[Syber]

haha yeah ParadoX come at us bro with your story lol trying to be awesome

[ParadoX]

The tale of Van Schnipple

Marcus Van Schnipple; real name Marcus Van Bronckhurst and I became acquainted in 1992 at the old gentlemen’s club. Bronckhorst’s reputation preceded him. A good looking fellow, born like myself into good stock, dashing in appearance, and suitably endowed for all the pleasures high quality life has to offer.


Van Bronkhorst: Artful but deceptive


Van Bronkhorst was supported by a sizeable family fortune, however, good schooling and fantastic grandparents imprinted upon Bronckhorst to pursue a career in renovation. He was known as the best money could buy locally. Jobs of a grandiose nature are his speciality; those looking to spare expense need apply elsewhere.

I had often seen Bronckhorst sitting in the corner of the club, mobile phone in hand, probably texting a floosy and arranging liaisons. This was something he was well known for. Those who hired him were not surprised if bed sheets were ruffled in their absence. Some may even have expected a partner to have engaged with Bronckhorst in more than passing conversation.

Of course, my interests in the man were stirred due to his renowned skills in renovation, having just acquired an old cottage which was in dire need of work to bring it up to par.


I have decided to post this story in parts, more to come as I find time. I should forewarn that there is no awesomeness about the tale - implied or perceived.

[frisianbear2002]

hmmm and how many parts is the story LOL