Hard-ROG Coffee House - Share your stories

[ParadoX]

As you can see, one strives to keep things short as possible

[frisianbear2002]

Hahahaha lol @ParadoX

[ParadoX]

Van Bronckhorst: Oh yaye!

A trio of well-known Asian fellows also frequented the gentleman’s club. They were well known to me, we’d often sit by the fireplace on the first floor sharing a glass or two of port. Ranjit Singh was the most prominent of the trio, a fiercely inquisitive man at least in the sense of assessing one’s financial status. So much so, that he was affectionately referred to as "Income Singh" by those that knew him. Singh was a man steeped in both Indian and English heritage and proud to show it off whenever opportunity allowed. When I told him about my latest property acquisition “Oh yaye! You will need the services of Van Bronckhorst(sh)”, he replied. Note the sh in brackets denotes Singh’s Sean Connery-esque pronunciation. We often mock him about this by calling him “Income Singh(sh)”. Ha!!

[frisianbear2002]

Hmmmmm what happen with von Schnipple hahahaha

[MissKokane]

Hmm.. I've been thinking of what stories I can tell and I have a few related to dreaming. There's also been all over 9gag posts about lucid
dreaming and OBE(out of body experiences) and after you hear about my weird and strange dreams you'll see why I would never wanna experience those.


But before talking about nightmares I'm gonna start with something strange but at the same time very interesting.


I had this dream one time that I was married to some older rich guy that was buying me alot of stuff. A couple of days later, some guy in his 40s from Belgium contacts me on yahoo. I continue talking cause I don't wanna be rude and he ends up saying that he wants to buy me gifts and flowers. He even said he has friends in Romania and they can deliver the flowers. I said I'm not interested and we stopped talking after a few days. I forgot about the dream so I didn't think it had any connection.

A few days later I had another dream. I was in the army with some other guys and we were hiding or running from someone. We had a huge tent and I was involved with one of the guys. One day later another guy contacts me on yahoo. I don't remember how they came in contact with my email but they were the ones finding me. So this guy was in the American army, has been to Irak, and at that time had recently left Romania, been here a couple of days. So after talking I remebered about my dream and I was shocked. It was weird but also fascinating. We kept in touch up to this day but don't really talk that often.



I don't want to make this post any longer so I'll continue with the horror dreams a lil' later :P

[ParadoX]

Income Singh(sh), shows an enviable portfolio of business cards

Shortly after recommending Van Bronckhorst, Income Singh(sh), drew a finely crafted deerskin wallet from his dog-tooth jacket. The wallet was veritably bulging with business cards. He proceeded to pop his monocle into position and set out on the arduous task of seeking Bronckhorst’s card. I recall vividly thinking of why Singh(sh) did not have the cards placed in alphabetical order. It was at this point that something profound took place. Singh(sh) glared at me over the top of his monocle while his fingers scuttled through the deck of business cards - multi-tasking of the highest order I believe. He said “I suppose you are wondering why this deck is not in alphabetical order aren’t you dear fellow!?!”, “yes!” I replied. “it is placed in the order of financial hierarchy, PeteyPoops”, he chortled.

[ParadoX]

Van Bronckhorst: Appointments accepted over Billiards

Singh drew out the card of Bronckhorst. Much to my surprise, there were no contact details on it. Merely the man’s name, followed by “Fine Renovations”. I asked Singh what was going on. Singh replied, “this is the only way in(sh). Without the card you are doomed.”. “You will find him in the games(h) room if you hurry. Take the card with you, together with a bottle of Romanée-Conti Pinot Noir, and let him do the talking. Don’t say a word until spoken to, or you will ruin the prospects(h) of a wonderful partnership. If he asks you to play him at Billiards, accept the match and lose. He will do the rest(h)."

[ParadoX]

Hmmmmm what happen with von Schnipple hahahaha

haha, in good time my friend. We are leading up to Van Schnipple in small steps.

[chrsplmr]

... the rules pretty much leave out every story i know ... hahahaha

This is great fun ... Enjoyed the banter much. I will, when i get a second, come back and edit this..
to tell a story .. about Octagon Wildlife Santuary .. 2 bus loads of Senior citizens .. and a hippo named Percy.

... and there was no sex involved .. so i guess it is safe.c.

[HiVizMan]

Paradox I know a couple of Income Singhs too - and sadly my Income screams - from the abuse it has to endure.

Mate you have me hooked I want to know what is this whole thing is going to end.