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  1. Thread: Sharing Laughs

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    A lion woke up one morning with the urge to...

    A lion woke up one morning with the urge to inflict his superiority on his fellow beasts. So he strode over to a monkey and roared: "Who is the mightiest animal in the jungle?"
    "You are, Master,"...
  2. Thread: Sharing Laughs

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    DIVORCE vs. MURDER A nice, calm and respectable...

    DIVORCE vs. MURDER
    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the
    pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some
    cyanide.
    The...
  3. Thread: Sharing Laughs

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    The Dog's Diary . 8:00 am - Dog food! My...

    The Dog's Diary
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    8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
    9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
    9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
    10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite...
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    Looks great mate, very nice.. The blue and white...

    Looks great mate, very nice.. The blue and white lighting to me looks the best.
  5. Thread: Sharing Laughs

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    I tried telling one of my mates those few science...

    I tried telling one of my mates those few science jokes and he look at me (to quote Dr Sheldon Cooper, Season 6 Episode 1 ) "with dim uncomprehending eyes, like a cat in airport carrying case"
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    Very nice, I like it. Well done Mate.

    Very nice, I like it. Well done Mate.
  7. Thread: Sharing Laughs

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    I was waiting for someone to bring that up ...

    I was waiting for someone to bring that up

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  8. Thread: Sharing Laughs

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    Two sodium atoms are walking down the road...

    Two sodium atoms are walking down the road chatting. All of a sudden, one stops and turns to it's friend looking worried:
    Na#1: "Oh, no... I think I've lost an electron!"
    Na#2: "What... are you...
  9. Thread: Minions Mod

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    Cool, great idea for a build. looks great..

    Cool, great idea for a build. looks great..
  10. Thread: Sharing Laughs

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    During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the...

    During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
    Upon the touch, the cab driver flinched, screamed, then went into a panic and almost wrecked the cab. ...
  11. Thread: Sharing Laughs

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    Is Windows a Virus? No, Windows is not a...

    Is Windows a Virus?

    No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses (viri?) do:
    1.They replicate quickly -- okay, Windows does that.
    2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the...
  12. Thread: Sharing Laughs

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    Two friends are fishing near a bridge. Suddenly...

    Two friends are fishing near a bridge.
    Suddenly a Hearse and two Funeral Cars go over the bridge so one of the men stands up, takes off his cap and bows his head. When the cars have gone he puts...
  13. Thread: Rog 750d

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    Looking Good, very nice.. you may have a bad...

    Looking Good, very nice.. you may have a bad stick of ram, have you run any ram tests,. Here's a link to memtest86 user guide by HiVisMan. also did you buy your ram as a 4 pack or two 2 packs ?
    ...
  14. Thread: Sharing Laughs

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    A dietitian was once addressing a large audience...

    A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago: "The material we put into our stomachs
    is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode...
  15. Thread: Sharing Laughs

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    Thanks Myk -------------- A young boy enters...

    Thanks Myk
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    A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a...
  16. Thread: Sharing Laughs

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    Thanks Brothers. ---------------- A wise...

    Thanks Brothers.
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    A wise old man was asked, "At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get – Parkinson’s or Alzheimer's?"
    The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson’s....
  17. Thread: Sharing Laughs

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    An old man in Florida calls up his son in...

    An old man in Florida calls up his son in Michigan and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
    "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son...
  18. Thread: Sharing Laughs

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    "A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any...

    "A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
    The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.
    The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"
    Again,...
  19. Thread: Sharing Laughs

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    good one elgenerico, I liked that one.. Thanks...

    good one elgenerico, I liked that one..
    Thanks heaps Myk...
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    Grandpa and grandma were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, if...
  20. Thread: Sharing Laughs

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    This young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on...

    This young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands,
    gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently.
    Then finally the girl looked at the boy and...
  21. Thread: Sharing Laughs

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    A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "I...

    A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs."

    I said "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....",

    The DEA officer verbally...
  22. Thread: Sharing Laughs

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    Is there a better place after here... 34523

    Is there a better place after here...
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  23. here's one... ...

    here's one...

    http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/ASUS-MATRIX-HD7970-PLATINUM-Graphics-Card-FREE-DIABLO3-MOUSEPAD-/271424702124?pt=AU_Components&hash=item3f322c46ac&_uhb=1
  24. Thread: Sharing Laughs

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    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for...

    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
    "Careful ... CAREFUL!! Put in some more butter!! Oh my Gosh!! You're cooking too many at...
  25. Thread: Sharing Laughs

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    Not a bad one hey, I know it's boarder line with...

    Not a bad one hey, I know it's boarder line with the site rules but I laughed so hard when I found it I just had to share it..
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