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    @chrsplmr - Sir, you NAILED it !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skull6 View Post
    @chrsplmr - Sir, you NAILED it !
    Let me second -and third- that! @chrsplmr, you most certainly pegged that one!

    @Nackers, love the joke too! One of your good ones!
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    John, a Sydney University student, was hitchhiking about 100 kilometres north of Brisbane on an unlit country road and on a very dark night with a severe storm raging. Thunder, lightning, torrential rain… the night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see more than a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, in a flash of lightning, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and it stopped just a few feet from where he stood. John, in the dark and driving rain, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door… immediately noticing that there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn’t on!

    Then, the car began slowly moving.

    A little terrified by the sudden movement, without any obvious human interaction, John was thinking about jumping from the moving vehicle, but the storm was getting worse… here was a safe haven from the tempest—of sorts…

    He looked ahead at the road and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. “Do I jump?” he thought, when suddenly— just before he hit the curve—a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel.

    John, in the dark, with only the flash of the lightning and paralysed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve. John saw the lights of a pub down the road so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the slowly moving car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and asked for two shots of tequila. He then started telling everybody around him the horrible experience he had just been through. A silence had enveloped everybody when they realized he was crying and wasn’t drunk…

    About 5 minutes later, two blokes walked into the same pub. They were also wet and out of breath. Looking around and seeing John sobbing at the bar, one said to the other, “Look, Bruce… there’s the idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it.”

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    @Myk, good one! The things people do when their scared...lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skull6 View Post
    @chrsplmr - Sir, you NAILED it !
    Well .. don't tell my wife. haha. but.thnx.
    Wish it wasn't true though, right?
    Truth is only capitolism produces wealth, providing goods
    and services to others. Anything else is Theft.
    Tax to spend versus earn to spend. sigh..thanks brother.c.

    Myk .. Tequila ?? hahahhaa That is a great story bro.
    Imagine the two 'blokes' conversation while push'n that car
    in the driving rain watch'n the college boy that had jump'd in.
    hahhahaha .. What is the 'house brand' in Sidney ??? .. the cheapest ??
    Tequila ??? .. with a shocker in the middle .. c.
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    One old timer is sitting on the porch staring off into the distance when a second old timer shuffles out the house door next to him. Still staring off into the distance he says " Jeb, you find the older you get the more time you spend thinking about the great hereafter?"

    Jeb looks about him and pats his pockets and says "Dan, I know exactly what you mean....I'm darned if I know what I come out here after!"

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    A guy is beaten up and robbed in New York and lying on the pavement he can't believe the number of people that simply pass him by. "What is the world coming to!" he shouts.

    Just then a social worker comes by, stops and comes over to the man. With a very concerned face he says " young man, please tell me who did this to you, they obviously need my help!"

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    Two cannibals have cooked the local missionary. The first says to the second "This monk, he tough as old boots!"

    The second says "Why you no listen to me? I told you not to boil him. Should have put him in the pan! When he landed he even told us he was a friar!"

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    A pastor was leaving his area and was saying farewell to his congregation at the Church doors for the last time. He shook the hand of an elderly lady as she walked out.

    She said "Your successor won't be as good as you." "Nonsense", said the pastor, in a flattered tone.

    "No, really", said the old lady, "I've been here under five different ministers, and each new one has been worse than the last."

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    @Arne, those are some good ones! Especially the last one...what a put down! The cannibals...
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    THE FOX HUNT


    I don't care who you are, this is good advice.

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    @tadhp, ROTFLOL! That is perfect! Saying comes to mind: "When in Rome, do as the Romans do!"
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    this is a way to cool things down when over heating

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