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    Quote Originally Posted by Myk SilentShadow View Post


    Thanks to Dartmaul for sharing this!!
    I had to rep you over this one. That's just hilarious.
    I am disturbed because I cannot break my system...found out there were others trying to cope! We have a support group on here, if your system will not break, please join!
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    We now have 178 people whose systems will not break! Yippee!
    LINUX Users, we have a group!
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    Samuel F. B. Morse, who was an eminent painter before he invented telegraphy, once asked a physician friend to look at his painting of a man in death agony. "Well," Morse inquired, after the doctor had scrutinized it carefully, "what is your opinion?" "Malaria," said the doctor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nackers View Post
    Samuel F. B. Morse, who was an eminent painter before he invented telegraphy, once asked a physician friend to look at his painting of a man in death agony. "Well," Morse inquired, after the doctor had scrutinized it carefully, "what is your opinion?" "Malaria," said the doctor.
    19th century nerd...
    I am disturbed because I cannot break my system...found out there were others trying to cope! We have a support group on here, if your system will not break, please join!
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    A blonde wearing headphones walks into a store and on the window it said 'No Headphones' so the clerk says, "I'm afraid I'll have to make you take off those headphones." The blonde paid no attention to the clerk, so he said louder "If you don't take off those headphones I will!". The blonde still paid no attention, so the clerk yanked the headphones off of her.Then she fainted all of a sudden. The clerk put on the headphones to see what she was listening to.All he heard was "Breathe! Breathe! Breathe!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nackers View Post
    A blonde wearing headphones walks into a store and on the window it said 'No Headphones' so the clerk says, "I'm afraid I'll have to make you take off those headphones." The blonde paid no attention to the clerk, so he said louder "If you don't take off those headphones I will!". The blonde still paid no attention, so the clerk yanked the headphones off of her.Then she fainted all of a sudden. The clerk put on the headphones to see what she was listening to.All he heard was "Breathe! Breathe! Breathe!"
    Some people have really bad memories...
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    My Doctor asked if I had a recent cat scan, so I sent him this:

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    Chris, I would be cautious with the prescription you will get after that scan...

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    hahahhaa .. indeed brother.

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    LMAO!!! nice Bro!

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    I went to a bookstore and I asked the woman behind the counter where the self-help section was. She said, "If I told you, that would defeat the whole purpose."
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    Well, my terminal's locked up, and I ain't got any Mail,
    And I can't recall the last time that my program didn't fail
    I've got stacks in my structs, I've got arrays in my queues,
    I've got the : Segmentation violation - Core dumped blues.
    If you think that it's nice that you get what you C,
    Then go : illogical statement with your whole family.
    Because the Supreme Court ain't the only place with : Bus error views.
    I've got the : Segmentation violation - Core dumped blues.
    On a PDP-11, life should be a breeze,
    But with VAXen in the house even magnetic tapes would freeze.
    Now you might think that unlike VAXen I'd know who I abuse,
    I've got the : Segmentation violation - Core dumped blues!
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