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    Got a kick out of the octopus.
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    Is Windows a Virus?

    No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses (viri?) do:
    1.They replicate quickly -- okay, Windows does that.
    2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so -- okay, Windows does that.
    3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk -- okay, Windows does that, too.
    4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. Sigh... Windows does that, too.
    5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. Yup, that's with Windows, too.

    Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

    So, Windows is not a virus.

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    During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
    Upon the touch, the cab driver flinched, screamed, then went into a panic and almost wrecked the cab.
    Finally the driver got control and pulled to side of road. Still shaking, he turned to his rider and apologized.
    He said, "Sorry about that. This is my first day as a cab driver. For the past 20 years I have driven a hearse".

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    lmfao great jokes on this page!!! and hell yeah, Windows is a virus....it's just a very slowly evolving one lol

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    Two sodium atoms are walking down the road chatting. All of a sudden, one stops and turns to it's friend looking worried:
    Na#1: "Oh, no... I think I've lost an electron!"
    Na#2: "What... are you sure?"
    Na#1: "Yes, I'm positive!"
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    A Higgs-Boson particle goes into a church and the preacher says,
    “Higgs-Boson’s aren’t allowed in here. You call yourself the God particle, that’s sacrilegious!"
    The Higgs-Boson particle says, “If you don’t allow Higgs-Boson particles, how do you have mass?”
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    The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar at the same time. It was tense.
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    Yes I know, I Need To Seek Help.

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    o.0, I think Sheldon from the Big Bang theory is online ..........


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    Quote Originally Posted by graphic View Post
    o.0, I think Sheldon from the Big Bang theory is online ..........

    I was waiting for someone to bring that up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nackers View Post
    I was waiting for someone to bring that up

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    hahaha, I knew it lol, Sheldon is awesome......

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    Quote Originally Posted by graphic View Post
    hahaha, I knew it lol, Sheldon is awesome......
    Yeah, I wish I had that 180 IQ...I can get it on one of those IQ tests after looking at the answer key...
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    lol loved the science jokes and I actually got them!! hooray for me

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