Sharing Laughs

[Arne Saknussemm]

Ha yeah...I guess you can take the lion out of the pride but you can't take the pride out of the lion!

[GoosNL]

Oke i was trying to beat my own record... till i came along this part of the forum

[Zygomorphic]

lol loved the science jokes and I actually got them!! hooray for me

Hooray for you, I guess. I thought everybody got them, that's why they weren't funny...oh wait, "everybody" doesn't hang out on nerdy internet forums and mess around with computers...

[Zygomorphic]

Love the one about the cat!

[Nackers]

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor,
who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"
Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"
Student: "OK. So I'd like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer,
I will accept my mark as it is. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A"
Professor: "Hmmmm, all right. So what's the question?"
Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?"
The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and
changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.
The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can't get the answer.
So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question
to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?"
To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands.
"All right" says the professor and asks his favorite student to answer.
"It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman,
which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal.
And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal, nor logical."

[Myk SilentShadow]

Hooray for you, I guess. I thought everybody got them, that's why they weren't funny...oh wait, "everybody" doesn't hang out on nerdy internet forums and mess around with computers...

I was happy, because those kinda jokes are usually way above my level of understanding

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor,
who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"
Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"
Student: "OK. So I'd like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer,
I will accept my mark as it is. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A"
Professor: "Hmmmm, all right. So what's the question?"
Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?"
The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and
changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.
The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can't get the answer.
So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question
to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?"
To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands.
"All right" says the professor and asks his favorite student to answer.
"It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman,
which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal.
And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal, nor logical."

HAHA!! not the outcome I expected, but essentially I knew the vague outline of the answer to the riddle

[Nackers]

Totally reminded me of this:
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Love that clip, have a giggle at that every time,,,

[Zygomorphic]

@Nackers, entertaining riddle...I was kind of guessing that it would involve the student in some capacity. Yeah, in academia, from what I understand, doing that gets the prof fired...

[Nackers]

A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he didn't want to spend much money.
"How much do they cost?" he asked the clerk.
"That depends," said the salesman. "They run from $20 to $2,000."
"Let's see the $20 model," he said.
The clerk put the device around the man's neck, "You just stick this piece of plastic in your ear
and run this little string down into your pocket," he instructed.
"How does it work?" the customer asked.
"For $20, it doesn't work," the salesman replied. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder."

[Nackers]

Thanks Zyg..
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On his Birthday, a man named Peter was really upset because none of his family members or near and dear ones wished him a happy birthday.. As he walked into his office, his secretary Anna said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" He felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. In the lunch time Anna knocked on his door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your Birthday, why don't we go out for lunch, just you and me." Peter happily agreed They had their lunch but on the way back to the office, Anna said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't have to go right back to the office, do we?" Peter replied "I suppose not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment, it's just around the corner." After arriving at her apartment, Anna said, "Boss if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." He nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes; she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... Followed by his wife, his kids, and dozens of his friends, and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday". And Peter just sat there... On the couch... Naked