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    Man: I would like to give you a joke about my cock, but it's too long;
    Woman: That's nice, I would like to give you a joke about my puss, but you'll never get it..

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    A Great Thread

    Ha Ha Ha, LOL, Nice to see you back MissKokane, This is a great thread you started, and It will just keep going.
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    A man wants to know what people close to him think of him, so he asks his wife for a backhanded compliment.

    She tells him that out of all of his pals, his dick is the biggest.
    Say hi to the next generation.

    Peace is a lie, there is only Passion
    Through passion, I gain strength
    Through strength, I gain victory
    Through victory, my chains are broken
    The Republic of Gamers shall free me

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    Elephant says to Man
    Sure it's cute, but can you pick up a peanut with it..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeanMachine View Post
    Ha Ha Ha, LOL, Nice to see you back MissKokane, This is a great thread you started, and It will just keep going.
    thank you I'm so happy to see you guys keep this thread alive

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    What are they teaching these days?


    A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class.
    The subject of the day is about, "Involuntary Body Muscles".
    The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her ******* does during an orgasm.
    "Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."
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    That chance Meeting!!

    A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
    They are both quite startled.
    The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.'
    She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221'
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    A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.He called them into his shop and said, 'I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an answer.' He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel. They, as can be expected, gladly accepted, and were off! About a month later the little old lady came in to his shop. 'And how did you like your holiday?' he asked eagerly. 'The flight was exciting and the room was lovely,' she said, 'I've come to thank you, but one thing puzzled me. who was that old fella I had to share the room with?'

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    well well well the long lost lady dropped by :P

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