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    Quote Originally Posted by kkn View Post
    well well well the long lost lady dropped by :P

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    How Dare You.


    Guy walks in to a pub and the barmaid asks what he wants. "I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your tits" he says. "You dirty %&*$#!" shouts the barmaid, "Get out of here before I get my husband!"

    The bloke apologises and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The Barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants. "I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your arse and lick it all off." She says, "You dirty filthy pervert! You're banned. Get out!!"

    Again, the bloke apologises and swears never ever to do it again. "One more chance," says the barmaid, "Now - what do you want?" "I want to turn you upside down, tear your knickers off and fill your pussy with Guinness, and then drink every last drop from the hairy cup."

    The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs off to fetch her husband. "What's up love?" he asks. "There's a bloke in the bar who wants to put his head between my tits and lick the sweat off", she says. "I'll kill him! Where is he?" storms the Husband.

    "Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my arse cheeks and lick it off" she screams. "Right. He's dead!" says the husband, reaching for a baseball bat.

    "Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my fanny with Guinness and then drink it all" she cries! The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and switches the telly back on. "Aren't you going to do something about it?" she cries hysterically. "Look love, I'm not messing with any bloke who can drink 15 pints of Guinness..."
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    Masterful meanmachine.
    Say hi to the next generation.

    Peace is a lie, there is only Passion
    Through passion, I gain strength
    Through strength, I gain victory
    Through victory, my chains are broken
    The Republic of Gamers shall free me

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    Age is no Barrier.

    An Elderly couple who had been married for 50 years were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.
    'I know,' the old man said.'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.
    ''Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
    'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
    'I'm not surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the others in your oatmeal.'
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    There's a good boy..
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    Hahaha that's just great GOR!!

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    A blonde heard that milk baths would make her young and beautiful.
    She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
    When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake....
    He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
    So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, " I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons ?"
    The blonde said, " No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again." The milkman asked, " Do you want it pasteurized ?"
    The blonde said, " No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes." .

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