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    Arne, Dont rub it in, your cruel lol, but what a shock defeat, I wasn't expecting that.
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    One Night After Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...
    A man and his wife went to bed and the man was getting very frisky. He asked his wife if she was in the mood.
    His wife answered, "Not tonight dear, I have a headache."
    The man replied, "Is that your final answer?"
    She said "Yes."
    "OK, then I'd like to phone a friend." he replied.

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    A man received a message from his neighbour..
    Sorry sir, I am using your wife… day and night.. when you are not present at home… In fact, much more than you do.
    I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty. Hope you will accept my sincere apologies.
    The man shoot his wife..
    A few minutes later he received another message:
    Sorry sir,
    there was a spelling mistake..
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    .
    I meant WiFi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nackers View Post
    there was a spelling mistake..
    Eh, close enough.
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    A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.
    "Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?"
    "No" her mother replied.
    "Well, I think I have to throw up!"
    "Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush."
    In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat.
    "Did you throw up?" her mother asked.
    "Yes" the little girl replied.
    "Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so quickly?"
    "I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy" the little girl replied, "They have a box next to the front door that says 'for the sick'."

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    Fart Joke Alert for LOTR but very very funny (clean)


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    A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
    "Very good," said her mother.
    "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
    "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.
    The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
    "Very good," said her mother.
    "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
    "Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
    The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
    And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
    "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
    "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
    "No, it's because you're 25."

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