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    A ROG member said to his wife "Alright you sexy thing, upstairs now"
    She looked at him and said "Ooh, you devil"
    He said "No, seriously, I'm benching,....... bugger off”

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    What do you get when you mix an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?
    A dude who sits up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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    At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.

    "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

    The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.

    "Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.

    Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

    "Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

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    This dog is a better dancer than I am
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    The old family physician being away on vacation, entrusted his practice to his son--a recent medical student. When the old man returned, the youngster told him among other things, that he cured Miss Ferguson, an aged and wealthy spinster, of her chronic indigestion. "My boy," said the old doctor, "I'm proud of you, but Miss Ferguson's indigestion is what put you through college."

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    Test drive.....

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    LOL literally, I've never laughed so much, what a top Vid and thanks for sharing Nackers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MeanMachine View Post
    LOL literally, I've never laughed so much, what a top Vid and thanks for sharing Nackers.
    Thanks mate,, I had a good laugh myself....




    A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been having some strange symptoms and I'm worried about her," the mother said. The doctor examined the daughter carefully and then announced, "Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant." The mother gasped, "That's nonsense! Why, my little girl has nothing whatsoever to do with men." She turned to the girl. "You don't, do you, dear?" "No, mumsy," said the girl. "Why, you know that I have never so much as kissed a man!" The doctor looked from mother to daughter, and back again. Then, silently he stood up and walked to the window, staring out. He continued staring until the mother felt compelled to ask, "Doctor, is there something wrong out there?" "No, Madam," said the doctor. "It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the East and I was looking to see if another one was going to show up."

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    Should've saved that one for a couple of months.
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