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Thread: Sharing Laughs
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03-10-2014 06:47 AM #1051ROG Court Jester Array
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Thanks Mate.. Glad you're getting a laugh.
Originally Posted by ruphert
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A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out,
they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman
is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral for her.
At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out,
"Watch out for the wall!"
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03-10-2014 07:55 AM #1052ROG Guru: Yellow Belt Array
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lol
monday mornings:
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03-10-2014 10:09 AM #1053New ROGer Array
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Actually, @MissKokane, the first thing I noticed was the apparent age of the monitors, it took me a while to realize what the effect was...
I am disturbed because I cannot break my system...found out there were others trying to cope! We have a support group on here, if your system will not break, please join!
http://rog.asus.com/forum/group.php?groupid=16
We now have 178 people whose systems will not break! Yippee!
LINUX Users, we have a group!
http://rog.asus.com/forum/group.php?groupid=23
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03-10-2014 01:13 PM #1054ROG Court Jester Array
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The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy." "Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
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03-10-2014 05:10 PM #1055ROG Guru: Grand Master Array Arne Saknussemm PC Specs
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hehe me too! Guy looks like a spring chicken next to those Originally Posted by Zygomorphic
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03-10-2014 07:10 PM #1056ROG Court Jester Array
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wow I'd should think about getting a new monitor, they look pretty new compared to my one Originally Posted by Arne Saknussemm
hehe me too! Guy looks like a spring chicken next to those
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03-10-2014 07:49 PM #1057TeamROG Moderator Array xeromist PC Specs
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Meh, I knew a guy who hauled a heavy old CRT to LAN parties until just a few years ago when it died. He said the picture and refresh were better so he didn't want to change. Originally Posted by Nackers
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03-11-2014 09:32 AM #1058ROG Court Jester Array
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Only stopped using my CRT 4 years ago, and binned it 12 months ago. using a acer v205h now which was a free beee Originally Posted by xeromist
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Once a Girl Went to An Electronic Shop With Anger & Threw Her New Laptop On The Desk At A Person From Whom She Bought It.
She Told The Salesman That You Have Cheated Me, I Cannot Transfer File From My Previous Laptop..!!
Salesman : Madam, Can You Please Try In Front Of Me..??
This Is What She Did :
1) Right Clicked The Mouse On The File Which She Wanted To Transfer & Selected CUT Option.
2) Disconnected The Mouse From That PC. .
3) Took That Mouse Carefully & Connected It To The Other PC Where She Wanted To Copy That File. .
4) Right Clicked The Mouse & Selected The PASTE Option.
Salesman DIED..! :P
Hope! You're Alive
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03-11-2014 11:55 AM #1059imMortal Kombatant Array Myk SilentShadow PC Specs
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Lmfao!!!!
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03-11-2014 05:15 PM #1060ROG Guru: Yellow Belt Array
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