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    @Arne, that was good. Guess some of us should be shipping our dear dead old relatives to Jerusalem for burial...
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    I called the radio station today. The presenter answered and said,
    "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our grand prize!"
    "That fantastic!" I shouted in delight.
    "Feel confident?" The presenter asked, "Its a maths question."
    "Well, I've got a degree in maths," I proudly replied, "and teach it my local school."
    "Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 front row seats to a Justin Beiber concert and to meet him back stage, what is 2+2?"
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    "7" I replied

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    In integer bases, the answers are:
    base-1: 1111 (tally marks)
    base-2: 0100 (binary)
    base-3: 0011 (trinary)
    base-4: 0010 (quartinary)
    base-5: 0004 (quintinary)
    base-6 and beyond, same as base-5.
    I am disturbed because I cannot break my system...found out there were others trying to cope! We have a support group on here, if your system will not break, please join!
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    An Australian travel writer touring Canada was checking out of the Vancouver Hilton, and as he paid his bill he said to the manager, "By the way, what's with the Indian chief sitting in the lobby? He's been there ever since I arrived."

    "Oh that's 'Big Chief Forget-me Not'," said the manager. "The hotel is built on an Indian reservation, and part of the agreement is to allow the chief free use of the premises for the rest of his life. He is known as 'Big Chief Forget-me Not' because of his phenomenal memory. He is 92 and can remember the slightest details of his life."

    The travel writer took this in, and as he was waiting for his cab decided to put the chief's memory to the test.

    "G'day, mate!" said the Aussie, receiving only a slight nod in return. "What did you have for breakfast on your 21st birthday?"

    "Eggs," was the chief's instant reply, without even looking up, and indeed the Aussie was impressed.

    He went off on his travel writing, right across to the east coast and back, telling others of Big Chief Forget-Me-Not's great memory. (One local told him that 'How' was a more appropriate greeting for an Indian chief than 'G'day mate.')

    On his return to the Vancouver Hilton six months later, he was surprised to see 'Big Chief Forget-me Not' still sitting in the lobby, fully occupied with whittling away on a stick.

    "How," said the Aussie.

    "Scrambled," said the Chief.

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    Hahaha that's great

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    An guy in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!' The farmer frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator...'

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    LOL ...stereo iBoobs... or threesome or foursome for surround!

    I can only imagine how you adjust the volume...
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    @ GOR52.. LOL,,, classic

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    @Nackers, love the one about the alligator...
    I am disturbed because I cannot break my system...found out there were others trying to cope! We have a support group on here, if your system will not break, please join!
    http://rog.asus.com/forum/group.php?groupid=16
    We now have 178 people whose systems will not break! Yippee!
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