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    Haha, that gator one sounds like a good way to keep people off of your property.
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    @ xeromistt,,,, The long tailed broad nosed short legged swamp terrier,, here in Queensland we call them crocs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nackers View Post
    @ xeromistt,,,, The long tailed broad nosed short legged swamp terrier,, here in Queensland we call them crocs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nackers View Post
    here in Queensland we call them crocs.
    They're actually different animals. You don't have gators over there but they have a broader snout. And as is usually the case with Aussie animals your crocs are more aggressive than our gators. I wonder if there's something in the water that makes all of your animals want to kill you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xeromist View Post
    I wonder if there's something in the water that makes all of your animals want to kill you.
    there's a couple theory's about that, one goes back to when captain cook landed and all the animals
    heard the poms were coming and they didn't want them in your back yard,,
    and the other theory, one that I believe, is that they heard about what
    the kiwis do to sheep and their not taking any changes...
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    A queenslander walks into a pub in south australia, he sees a jug of money on the bar and asks whats the jug of money for,..Barman tells him. it's the prize pool for the dog fights, if your dog can beat mine you win the pot,, The queenslander says "Ive got a bit of a fighting dog in the back of me ute, I'll give it a go" and drops his money in the jar,, They go out the back of the the pub and there's the biggest meanest dog the queenslanders ever seen, one eye, one ear and half a tail. "WHAT ?" says the barman, "now you've seen my dog you want to back down right, 90% of my wins are by default, no refunds"... " Na mate she's apples" says the queenslander and goes gets his dog out of his ute. They throw both their dogs into the pit and the fight was on.. In seconds the queenslanders dog had ripped the barman's poor dog to pieces.. The barman, weeping over what was left of his dog says, "what in the hell sort of dog is that, I've never seen anything like it".. "Well, it's a Long tailed board nose short legged swamp terrier up in queensland we call them crocs"..
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    A biker stops when he notice a young girl who's about to jump off a bridge.
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    She quietly accepted and gave him one of the deepest lingering kisses he had ever had.
    When she finished, the biker said: Wow, this is the best Kiss I ever had. Why are you committing suicide?
    She replied: My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl...

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    Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from China. They go with a White House office to examine the fence. The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)". The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)". The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
    The official, outraged says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence." "Done!" replies the government official.

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    Hahahaha brilliant!!

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    An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
    The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."
    The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
    The man replies, "That would be my wife."

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