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    A rejection slip sent to a writer by a Chinese economics journal was delicately phrased as follows:

    "We have read your manuscript with boundless delight. If we were to publish your paper,
    it would be impossible for us to publish any work of a lower standard. And as it is unthinkable that,
    in the next thousand years, we shall see its equal, we are, to our regret,
    compelled to return your divine composition and beg you a thousand times to
    overlook our short sight and timidity."

    English translation: "Don't ever send us this kind of rubbish again."

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    @chrs, that was a good one... @Nackers, the poem was perfect! Now to get somebody to sing it in a sad country style...
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    A rejection slip sent to a writer by a Chinese economics journal was delicately phrased as follows:

    "We have read your manuscript with boundless delight. If we were to publish your paper,
    it would be impossible for us to publish any work of a lower standard. And as it is unthinkable that,
    in the next thousand years, we shall see its equal, we are, to our regret,
    compelled to return your divine composition and beg you a thousand times to
    overlook our short sight and timidity."

    English translation: "Don't ever send us this kind of rubbish again."
    that sounds about right
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    A Cub Scout found a frog that said, “Kiss me and I will become a beautiful princess.”
    The boy studied the frog, then put it in his pocket. “Hey,” the frog croaked,
    “how come you didn’t kiss me?” “I’d rather have a talking frog than a princess any day!”

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    don't trust them
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    An Old Man Was Wondering If His Wife Had A Hearing Problem. So One Day, He Stood Behind Her While She Was Sitting In Her Chair. He Spoke Softly To Her, "Honey, Can You Hear Me?" There Was No Response. He Moved A Little Closer And Said Again, "Honey, Can You Hear Me?" Still, There Was No Response. Finally, He Moved Right Behind Her And Said, "Honey, Can You Hear Me?" She Replied, "For The Third Time, Yes!"

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    Haha..I like that one

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    Thanks Arne.. How about this one,,

    Dear Electricity,
    They're just using u so that they can turn me on.
    Sincerely, Computer.

    Dear Computer,
    They're using u to just make a connection with me
    Sincerely, Internet.

    Dear Internet,
    They are just searching for me through you.
    Sincerely, Goggle.

    Dear Google,
    They are only using you to get to me!
    Sincerely, Wikipedia.

    Dear Wikipedia,
    They are just using you to complete me.
    Sincerely, Homework.

    Dear Homework,
    They do you so that they can get me.
    Sincerely, Marks.

    Dear Marks,
    They get you just because they want to pass through me.
    Sincerely, Exams.

    Dear Exams,
    They Pass through you just so that they can make me.
    Sincerely, Money.

    Dear Money,
    They make you just so that they can pay my bills
    Sincerely, Electricity. " :P

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    @Nackers, that last one was good! LOL.
    I am disturbed because I cannot break my system...found out there were others trying to cope! We have a support group on here, if your system will not break, please join!
    http://rog.asus.com/forum/group.php?groupid=16
    We now have 178 people whose systems will not break! Yippee!
    LINUX Users, we have a group!
    http://rog.asus.com/forum/group.php?groupid=23

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    I have fun reading all your post, Nackers. Keep posting!

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