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    Quote Originally Posted by ruphert View Post
    I have fun reading all your post, Nackers. Keep posting!
    Thanks Mate.. Glad you're getting a laugh.
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    A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out,
    they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman
    is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral for her.
    At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out,
    "Watch out for the wall!"

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    lol

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    Actually, @MissKokane, the first thing I noticed was the apparent age of the monitors, it took me a while to realize what the effect was...
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    The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy." "Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zygomorphic View Post
    the first thing I noticed was the apparent age of the monitors,
    hehe me too! Guy looks like a spring chicken next to those

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arne Saknussemm View Post
    hehe me too! Guy looks like a spring chicken next to those
    wow I'd should think about getting a new monitor, they look pretty new compared to my one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nackers View Post
    wow I'd should think about getting a new monitor, they look pretty new compared to my one
    Meh, I knew a guy who hauled a heavy old CRT to LAN parties until just a few years ago when it died. He said the picture and refresh were better so he didn't want to change.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xeromist View Post
    Meh, I knew a guy who hauled a heavy old CRT to LAN parties until just a few years ago when it died. He said the picture and refresh were better so he didn't want to change.
    Only stopped using my CRT 4 years ago, and binned it 12 months ago. using a acer v205h now which was a free beee
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    Once a Girl Went to An Electronic Shop With Anger & Threw Her New Laptop On The Desk At A Person From Whom She Bought It.

    She Told The Salesman That You Have Cheated Me, I Cannot Transfer File From My Previous Laptop..!!

    Salesman : Madam, Can You Please Try In Front Of Me..??

    This Is What She Did :

    1) Right Clicked The Mouse On The File Which She Wanted To Transfer & Selected CUT Option.

    2) Disconnected The Mouse From That PC. .

    3) Took That Mouse Carefully & Connected It To The Other PC Where She Wanted To Copy That File. .

    4) Right Clicked The Mouse & Selected The PASTE Option.

    Salesman DIED..! :P
    Hope! You're Alive
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    Lmfao!!!!

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