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    Quote Originally Posted by Nackers View Post
    Thank Myk... Always glad to hear that

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    Good one. LOL. Where'd you find it???
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    Nackers .... hahahhahahhaa .. outstanding as usual good sir ..

    Zy .. his father told him it when he got to florida two Christmases ago... lol .c.

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    Thanks Brothers.
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    A wise old man was asked, "At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get – Parkinson’s or Alzheimer's?"
    The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson’s.
    Better to spill half an ounce of Scotch than to forget where you keep the bottle!"
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    I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, I can't stop stealing things".
    He said, "take these pills for a week, if that doesn't work get me a laptop"
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    A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around. After awhile,
    he chose a brass rat and brought it up to the counter.
    "That will be $10 for the brass rat and $1,000 for the story behind it," said the proprietor.
    "Thanks, but I'll just pay the $10 and pass on the story." He purchased the brass rat and left the store.
    As he was walking down the street, he started noticing all sorts of rats following him.
    The further he walked, the more rats followed. He walked down to the wharf
    and still more rats came out and followed him. So, he decided to walk out into the water,
    all the rats drowned. He returned to the store shortly.
    "Ah-ha!" said the proprietor. "You've come back for the story, right?"
    "Nope," said the man. "You have any brass lawyers?"

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    lmfao great jokes as always Nackers!!

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    Thanks Myk
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    A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!” (i.e the barber will never ask him again).

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    Hehe read this one a week or two ago

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    A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago: "The material we put into our stomachs
    is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode
    your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous,
    and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
    "But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten or will eat it.
    Can anyone here tell me what food is it that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
    A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."

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    Two friends are fishing near a bridge.
    Suddenly a Hearse and two Funeral Cars go over the bridge so one of the men stands up, takes off his cap and bows his head. When the cars have gone he puts his cap back on, sits back down and carries on fishing. His mate turns to him and says," Dave, that's one of the nicest most respectful things I've ever seen." Dave replies," Well, we were married for nearly 20years "

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    The brass rat was hilarious...
    I am disturbed because I cannot break my system...found out there were others trying to cope! We have a support group on here, if your system will not break, please join!
    http://rog.asus.com/forum/group.php?groupid=16
    We now have 178 people whose systems will not break! Yippee!
    LINUX Users, we have a group!
    http://rog.asus.com/forum/group.php?groupid=23

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    An octopus walks into a bar and he says "I can play any instrument you like".
    An Englishman gives him a guitar; he plays it better than Hendrix.
    An Irishman opens up the piano and he plays it better than Motzart.
    A Scotsman man throws him a set of bagpipes, the octopus starts fumbling around.
    "What's the matter" says the Scotsman "can you play it or not"
    The octopus replies "Eh? play? I'm gonna roger her brains out once I get these pyjamas off!"

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