Welcome to the Republic Of Gamers forums, Bigolfishy.
I'm sorry to hear that you've been having problems with the CHVF. Let's start with the following.
1. Disconnect and remove everything from your motherboard and take it out of your case and put it on the box that it came with.
2. Remove the battery.
3. Wait 5 minutes then insert the battery back in its place.
4. Install the CPU with the stock heatsink.
5. Install 1 stick of RAM into the DIMM_A2 slot.
6. Connect only the power cables (24 pin & 8 pin).
7. Insert one of your HD5870 into the first PCIe slot.
8. Connect the power cables to your HD5870.
9. Power on the motherboard using the Start button.
Let me know which LEDS light up, if there are any Q-Codes or any beeps.