I have been, since I got this machine, complaining about issues with the video card. The video driver crashes constantly- no matter what version I use. It's been back to ASUS, who declared the "fans dirty" and sent it back. Sadly, I had cleaned the inside of the laptop right before sending it out- so this was just a garbage diagnosis and they did nothing.

I have completely wiped and reinstalled the OS... I've tried every single version of the nVidia drivers- the ones approved by ASUS and newer ones.

I've made all the registry changes.
I've changed every single thing I can find anywhere on the internet.

it's still crashing constantly.

What do I do now? The laptop is worth more as a fancy doorstop at this point.