Hello mate sorry to hear you are having such a hard time of it. You did make me laugh with your account and respect for still having a sense of humour.
OK two things, laugh off the profiles please.
Second make sure your cooling is working as your CPU is seemingly a voltage hound.
Now we can work around this by dropping the multi a bit and seeing what is the tipping point where you need a whole heap more voltage for a very small gain in frequency.
Set your mode of OC to XMP profile.
Set the multi to sync all cores to 42
Now set digi+ LLC to medium.
Voltage is next, manual for now
then type in 1.300
F10 and enter.
How does it go?
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