Ok, so I was trying all advice and saw someone in an old post elsewhere with no replies with the issue who fixed it by removing one of his hard drives.
I took out the hard drive and... YES. Asus logo. Post. Error. It wants the bootable drive, and I just took it out. Something must have goofed when I did the Recovery and made the laptop and the hdd stop being friends.
With the HDD in the unit the lights come on, dvd drive spins, but no post or screen activity. With the HDD out everything works fine... sans my hdd.
Advice? I was thinking about putting it into an enclosure and installing W7 fresh from another pc, but not sure how that will work out in this case. Is my MBR shot? Anything I'm not thinking of?9