1. Right click on the start button
2. Select COMMAND PROMPT (ADMIN)
3. type: powercfg -h off
4. Restart computer
5. ???????
6. Win!
So what is this trickery? Windows 8.1 defaults laptops to hibernate mode instead of regular shutdown, and hibernate mode is buggy. So everytime you shut down your laptop, it doesn't actually shut down, it just go to hibernate mode, and messes up your laptop.